joshishollywood: Good evening, internet! Tell me your favourite joke Doctor, man, “stop masturbating”, “why?”, “trying to examine you”.

joshishollywood:

Good evening, internet! Tell me your favourite joke

Doctor, man, “stop masturbating”, “why?”, “trying to examine you”.

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  1. ikillthings said: I’m very late to this jest-fest, but two cats, one named One-Two-three and the other Un-Deux-Trois) have a swimming race. The winner is One-Two-Three, because the Un-Deux-Trois cat sank. Sorry to have inflicted that on you.
  2. tiffykitty reblogged this from badcgijosh
  3. longlostdestiny reblogged this from badcgijosh
  4. longlostdestiny said: “Did you hear the joke about the three eggs?” “No…” “TWO bad! AHAHAHA”
  5. sandwichartist said: women’s rights
  6. ambassadorpineapple said: Black Mesa
  7. comictorwillrule said: My love life.
  8. merrybutts said: What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
  9. traduire said: did you hear about the three holes in the ground? well, well, well…
  10. oneorangeshoelace said: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass.
  11. confessionsofagenderqueer said: So, a seal walks into a club.
  12. susfishcious said: What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre.
  13. shaekuhbaby said: Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta
  14. thegloriousnosebleed said: Alright, alright. I know this great knock knock joke. You start.
  15. fashionthatilike reblogged this from badcgijosh
  16. stampeding said: Why there the little strawberries upset? Because they were in a jam.
  17. allux said: a bear walks into a bar. he says to the bartender “i’ll have a jack………………..and coke” bartender says “why the big pause?” bear says “i dunno…i’ve just kind of had them my whole life.”
  18. ashlyshy said: What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  19. itsverybeautifuloverthere reblogged this from badcgijosh and added:
    Doctor, man, “stop masturbating”, “why?”, “trying to examine you”.
  20. -pacifictime said: Mine’s a knock-knock joke, so you start it.
  21. thatisirrelephant said: How are cigarettes and hamsters alike? They only cause you harm when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
  22. icecrunchinmonstarr said: What did Barack say to Michelle? “I don’t wanna be OBAMASELF” AHAHAHAAA.
  23. okaysional said: Chris Brown
  24. crappycrepes said: Two baby seals walk into a club.
  25. grrrl-anachronism said: I love pressing f5, it’s so refreshing.
  26. dancepetunia said: What’s America’s biggest problem today, ignorance or apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care!
  27. harrysfringe said: “did you hear about the circus fire?” “no” “IT WAS INTENSE” I have a subpar sense of humor and am easily amused with puns. :\
  28. boysmakeout said: how do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate its tit a lot.
  29. mi55hollywood said: ur face.