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Anthony Foruria - Valentine’s Day

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Would you be surprised if I told you

I wasn’t such a hit with the girls?

Well don’t looked so shocked, I promise it’s true

I get more and more lonely as my story unfurls

 

And every year, after two weeks in February

All the songs on the radio change, and people get loud and scary

 

I could join in with all the single folk,

Sings songs and eat chocolate and get sad and cry

But to be honest, that sort of music makes me choke

So I’ll keep my head held high

Let me tell you why

 

I’m glad I’m single on Valentine’s Day

I can look at the girls I want

It doesn’t bother me, in fact I’m glad it’s this way

I don’t understand why the 14th is so daunting

Why would I want to spend the day

Crying or deciding I’m suddenly gay?

It’s just another day in the life, and to be honest

I don’t need the strife, hey hey

 

I saw a girl at college who I really kinda liked

So I set myself a goal, I said ‘I’ve got to meet her’

But when Valentine’s finally came around and I’d done bugger all

I just went home and my mum said ‘I’ve got you pizza’

See, that’s just the thing, I don’t need a girl, cos if you really know me,

You’d know I’d rather have the evening to myself, eating cheese and pepperoni

 

So I’m glad I’m single on Valentine’s Day

I don’t need to bother with dates

I mean, I look forward to a life with kids and a wife

But I think that for now that can wait

Any evening with a girl, no matter how grand

Is spend just as well with my own right hand

It’s just another day in the life, and to be honest

I don’t need the strife, hey hey

 

I’ve got a massive problem with the card-giving industry

In fact, let’s be honest, it makes me sick

If you need a piece of paper to express how you feel

Then you don’t even deserve to have a girlfriend, you dick

I’m not being cynical, I promise you that

I’m still an old romantic and I really love love

But if you’re in a relationship you don’t need a calendar

To give you an extra push or shove

 

If I had someone to love and adore

I would tell them every day

But that’s not the case, so I’ll cheer myself up

By writing a song about what’s wrong with other people’s relationships

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don’t need a girlfriend

And neither do you

 

I’m glad I’m single on Valentine’s day

Really, I mean it, I promise I’m not lonely

I’m just holding out till the magical day

When I meet my one and only

You can tell me all you want is dinner and a film

But really, what you’ve got in mind is casual sex, and that’s okay, you know? I mean, it’s not like we can fight our primal urges, just don’t try and pin what you do, or who you do, to a certain day every year, it couldn’t matter less.

It’s just another day in the life, and to be honest

I don’t need the strife, hey hey

 

And maybe if meet someone in May or June,

then on this day next year, I’ll sing a different tune

But for now, I’m glad I’m single on Valentine’s day.