February 2012
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“What was that sitcom in the seventies about the… oh, The Good Life, never...”
– My mum, yelling upstairs to me, just now.
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“They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do. ...”
– Philip Larkin “This Be The Verse” (via lohrah)
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Wrote a song tonight
It’s a bit like a lesser Magnetic Fields number. ‘sgot non-traditional gender usage and everything.
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Neil Gaiman: That last post →
neil-gaiman:
People are asking if that last post was a joke.
I don’t think so.
But even if it was, it wasn’t. It’s nothing I haven’t seen before, many times, either as hate mail that came in on the FAQ line over at neilgaiman.com, or in other corners of the web — the saddest of which was a letter from a…
helloo I am back from ireland now
youwillneverhavethisbagel:
I liked dublin, it was swell and I bought records
did I miss anything?
I s’pose I have to record Punk Love now, then.
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Oh my GOD
Community and South Park
SET IN THE SAME STATE
mind - blown.
a poem by rhymezone.com
wooskie:
roses are red violets are blue
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Watchyouwillneverhavethisbagel:
the saga continues!
(I cannae sing)
Tom wins this round, for I am SLEEPY. A valentine’s-day-night well spent.
Good night, internet, and a pleasant tomorrow
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Watchyouwillneverhavethisbagel:
an exchange with Marlon lead to this heartwrenching cover of one of 69 Love Song’s more bizarre moments, Experimental Music Love
Here’s his reply to my first one, by the way, I forgot to rebagel it
WatchIn possibly the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever put on the internet, I continue the Love Song War with Tom with this drunken, smoky rendition of Love Is Like Jazz. I don’t smoke, as you can probably tell by my inability to hold a cigarette in my mouth, but my mum has recently decided to start again, so if I don’t smoke them as part of strange art projects, she will.
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Re-listening to the "Flood" cover album I made...
It’s the most out of tune thing I’ve ever heard, but full of good memories. I’m up to “Whistling In The Dark”, my favourite song on the the album.
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WatchMy response to Tom’s thoroughly baseless allegation that upon covering the entirety of 69 Love Songs I might consider skipping the “weird little vignettes”.
(Yes, I have a plaster on my nose. I was bitten by a dalmatian earlier.)
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theshoutingendoflife:
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I honestly can’t imagine anything I would hate more than Disneyland, like, I have never heard anyone say anything appealing about it ever. How is it so popular? I don’t understand.
Everyone is crazy but me.
paul, soulless adult
There’s a McDonalds fries stand outside of Thunder Mountain....
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theshoutingendoflife:
I was hoping that Adam would get the Disneyland job so then I would know someone who was professionally qualified to tell me what is so great about Disneyland. I haven’t stopped being curious about this it’s just the only thing anyone has told me that made a lick of sense was ‘there are some rides’.
I’ve recently gained a small obsession with Disneyland, despite...
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theshoutingendoflife:
itsverybeautifuloverthere liked your post: Who wants a poem written for them? I’m feeling…
Roses are often red
Also sometimes white
And occasionally yellow
Don’t let it go to your head
But you’re alright
A fairly decent fellow
Violets are never blue
They’re violet
That’s why they’re called violets
Nothing about that couplet is true
What rhymes with violet?
...
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holypeaches:
i don’t really want a relationship i just want someone to like me more than they like anyone else in the whole world that’s not too much to ask right
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“I should have known better, it was a Tuesday in February. Many of my life’s most...”
– Moab Is My Washpot (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
Sometimes I just crack me up.
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